wah! so long nv post! well, i think post crap better than not posting at all la. anyway,here's a forwarded email that i received. it's reality segmented into organized chuncks of hypertext markup language. here it goes.

Common Sense

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as
knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the
worm and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children,
are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer Panadol to a student; but, could not inform the
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments
became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realise
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap,
and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I'm A Whinger
and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. If
you still remember him pass this on, if not join the majority and do
nothing.

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well, i'm in web publishing now. have to go for Achievers compare rehearsal later and afterwards, gotta think thru dvpa. then at least come up with the gen12ii contact list! oh yea, muz pick up ronald's suit from teh dry cleaners too.

thank god for teh wet weather today. haze is clearing. dumb slash and burners. keep the pollution to yourself.

cheers [trace elements of rajan detected]